Berneita Johnson (Salina Journal)
Berneita Johnson, 77, of Salina, died Friday, March 5, 2010. She was born April 17, 1932, in Salina. Berneita worked for Beechcraft and Dillons for a number of years.

Whole Backstage tackles relationship humor (The Sand Mountain Reporter)
How many times have you met someone only to realize later that he or she would be perfect if only they changed one or two things about themselves?

UC Berkeley Hikers Detained In Iran Phone Home (CBS 5 Bay Area)
Cindy Hickey had rehearsed what she would say to her son when she finally got to talk to him months after he was detained in Iran. When the time came, the conversation lasted only about a minute, she said, "so it was hard to say a lot." But Hickey came away from the phone call hopeful that her son, Shane Bauer, and two other UC Berkeley graduates held for nearly eight months in Iran will be home ...

James McCartney, Hoxton Bar and Grill, London (Independent)
In profile, he has his dad's pursed mouth and nose. Full on, the face becomes more eerily identical the more you stare at it. No DNA tests would ever be needed to confirm that this is indeed Paul McCartney's only son, playing his first official London gig at the age of 32. Start listening as well, though, and the fantasies that intrude aren't of the Beatles' Shea Stadium triumph, or Abbey Road ...

Democrats Release GOP ‘Hypocrite’ List After Rangel, Massa Ethics Charges (US News & World Report)
Democrats to release list of 17 Republicans they say are hypocrites.